Chips

It was communion time in church. Mama, Dado and Shayan went forward
and kneeled at the Altar.Shayan was observing everything very
carefully. The Pastor picked up a communion wafer, dipped it in wine
and gave it to Dado. He another took wafer and gave it to Mama. He
then placed his hand on Shayan's head, blessed him and went to the
next person. Immediately Shayan reacts:
Shayan: Chips, Uncle chips? PLEASE GIVE ME CHIPS!! I WANT MY CHIPS!!
UNCLE, MY CHIPS!!

Good Boy

Shayan  (displeased with Mumma bout something): I'll take a rope and tie you up

Mumma: SHAYAN!! We don't tie up people with a rope. Good boys don't do that.

Shayan: Mumma, what you tie with rope?

Mumma: Mmm... We tie animals with a rope.

Shayan: What aminals?

Mumma: We tie animals like horse, goat, sheep, cow.......

Shayan: I am good boy. I tie only aminals.

Mumma (very pleased with herself): Good boy Shayan .

Shayan: Mumma, what aminal are you ? I want to tie you.

Mumma:  .

Bumbastic

Mumma: Shayan, could you please fold your blanket!

 

Shayan: No Mumma, I can't do it.

 

Mumma: Why Shayan?

 

Shayan: Because I am small boy.

 

Mumma: You are a lazy bum Shayan!

 

Shayan: No lazy, my bum is cute!

 

Mumma: 

Fishy Business

Mumma takes Shayan to the small aquarium nearby to see  fish.

Mumma: See Shayan, this is gold fish. What is it?

Shayan: Gold fish. 

Mumma: And this small yellow fish here is called Banana Chicklet.

Shayan: Banana Chicklet.

Mumma: This lovely blue one is called Damsel fish.

Shayan: Damsel fish.

Mumma: Shayan, shall we buy a fish, which fish do you want? (Quite sure he will want the blue fish since blue is his favourite colour)

Shayan : Fried Fish !

Mumma: