The best rat.

This happened when Shayan was just learning to talk. I cant imagine there was a time like that when he didn't have an opinion on EVERYTHING.

After having watched a Disney cartoon of Mickey and Minnie Mouse:

Mumma: Shayan,whom do you like, Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse?

Shayan the lion: (thinking hard)

                              Gagan Moush!

What is mine is mine.

Shayan digging his nose

Mumma: Shayan! What are you doing? Stop digging your nose. Its a dirty habit. Come here.

Mumma grabs him and cleans his nose which is full of nosey (dried up shembud) while Shayan is wailing and protesting. When Mumma finally lets him go

Shayan: NO MUMMA! DON'T DO THAT! DON'T TAKE MY NOSEY. IT IS MY NOSEY. PUT IT BACK. ONLY I TAKE MY NOSEY! PUT IT BACK!

Innocent sounds.

Shayan did a loud pong (farted)

Mumma:  SHAYAN!! What was that? Did you pong?

Shayan: No Mumma, my bum gave a burp.

ELEPHANT STORY

Mumma was telling Shayan a story about the temple elephant who would walk
around the streets with his mahout on his back and ask people for money.

Mumma:       ....so this elephant came to Shayan and said 'money, money,
please give me money!'. So Shayan took  a 10 rupee note out of his pocket
and put it in the elephants trunk. The elephant was very happy to see the
10 rupee note and said.......
Tell me Shayan what did the elephant say?  ( the answer obviously being
"Thank you")

Shayan :  छूटटा नहीं है!